Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’ .
Stuck at work, haha. We got a new boss starting this Wednesday so hopefully things will be better here. Hmm.
I didn’t do jack shit all week-end, had a pretty bad cough so I just stayed home and watched a bunch of tv and downloaded tv shows, hehe. Was quite nice not to do much though.
So far everything is coming together for my trip to Japan, I’m so excited! I started looking at ticket prices, Jason already hooked me up with a hotel for like $30 Cnd/night which is very cheap. I’m still waiting on Gary and Arthur so I know what dates and such, but I’ll be in Japan for about 2 weeks, or that’s the plan anyway. I can’t wait! Jason asked me to have a speech at his wedding, so I gotta work on that.. And buy a dress..
I actually work 3 days this week, and stables 3 days. Good way to keep me busy I suppose.
So tired even though I slept decent. I’m about to make myself some food, home alone cause my mom is in Oslo with my dad.
I managed to sprain my arm on Thursday, doing okay though. On painkillers and what not. I was supposed to work this weekend but the doctor gave me a note, I should go back to work on Monday but we’ll see.
I went to Ali’s last night, we didn’t do much really, just watched some movies and talked. Nice quiet night in. Maybe I’ll go out next weekend or something..
Yeah, it’s 7:20am and I can’t sleep, and I have work at 2pm.. I’ve been trying to sleep since 2am or so, but it just won’t happen 
But as long as I can be asleep by 9am, and get up at noon I figured 3 hours of sleep will do.
Celebrated my birthday on Saturday Ali, Kent, Andreas, Gro, Birthe, Sarah and Christian were supposed to show up at my house for drinks and snacks, but Sarah and Christian got sick, no bus came by Andreas and Kent, and Ali fell asleep cause he worked most of Saturday.. So it was only Gro, Birthe and me at my house, but we had a nice evening, had our drinks and ate the cake I’d made. Quality time with two girlfriends that I’ve known more than 10 years, yep, good start indeed :)! We decided to head downtown around midnight to meet up with Andreas, Kent and Sivi. The bus problem hit us too (yes, the bus company here completely sucks, and there’s been a lot of criticism against them, I’m just hoping they’ll fix it soon seeing I commute to work and to stables) so we ended up taking a cab. We headed to Taket (translated to TheRoof) first, stayed there for maybe an hour, but it was just way too crowded and there was barely space to move anywhere.. We got hit on by some old guy who looked like a bum, he was probably 50+, and he kept asking if we wanted to come with him to his hotel room (he didn’t exactly look like he could afford a hotel) and how amazing he was in bed… Real charming 
After Taket we went to Cementen, but left there pretty quickly and ended our night at Hexagon, where I hadn’t been for YEARS. I think it must be at least 7 or 8 years since I was there last - oh man I’m getting old haha. Was a good night, we danced, drank and had fun Gro and I ran into our old boss from when we worked at a burger restaurant called Maxi. It was weird seeing her again, but hey at least she remembered us
Gro and her boyfriend Erik gave me a new riding jacket, and dressage gloves - they’ll come in handy for sure 
And Ali said he’d gotten me something but he refuses to tell me what it is I guess I’ll find out next weekend, busy week this week I think - work today and Wednesday, stables Tuesday, Thursday and probably Saturday.. Hmm. At least it makes time go by faster.
I go back to work tomorrow, haha. I haven’t worked since late September! Part time hours for now though, but I get paid full time, as I’m on 50% sick leave, so as it stands now I’ll be working Mondays and Wednesdays from 2pm till 9pm. Not bad really.
It’s my birthday tomorrow! No plans really, maybe have a nice dinner with my mom or something.
Happy new year! I had a very nice new year’s eve with good friends. Ali and I had an awesome dinner at Akropolis (Greek place) and then we headed to Sarah’s for a new year’s party. I hadn’t seen Sarah for like 5 years, so it was nice to see her again.
It’s my birthday on Monday but I’m gonna celebrate it next weekend.. Not too sure what we’re doing yet, any suggestions? I could always make food for my friends, or we could just order something and drink.. I’m thinking about invading Ali’s and just throw my party there but I really don’t know yet. Or maybe we should all go out to dinner.. Hmm.